What is it about Coldplay music that makes me want to sit out in the pouring rain all alone and laugh my ass off because no one else is around?

That was the main motive for my posting this journal entry.

Happy zombie Jesus day! I haven't stopped eating candy since nine o'clock this morning!

I went to the zoo Friday. It was the most fun I've had in a long time. My girlfriends and I were sorely outnumbered, four to nine, but I guess that was just a guarantee that there were would be no boring moment among those five hours of various horny creatures. Seriously, the giraffes were the worst. I'm not sure if it was a male or a female, but one of them was srs bizness about gettin' some. He/she began to lick another giraffe's arse with much relish. The opposing giraffe began to urinate dangerously close to the infatuated giraffe's face, which I could only imagine means, "Piss off." Ah, but that didn't stop Spanky! He/she waited until the other was finished before continuing his business the same way he/she had two minutes before.

There was also this big, beautiful, colorful bird that kept following Jackson around. I guess it was because Jackson was just as flamboyant as the bird.

No school tomorrow! Woot! I'll probably waste it trying to unlock all the characters I can on classic mode on Brawl. Homework? What's that? A breakfast cereal? Sounds most unappetizing.

KNOW YOUR ENEMY COMES OUT NEXT THURSDAY. PRAISE THE LAWD.